When it comes to memorable quotes, “Ally McBeal” has a treasure trove. Discover the top 26 quotes from the iconic show that will inspire, entertain, and resonate with fans. From love and career to friendship and self-discovery, these quotes capture the essence of “Ally McBeal” in a profound and captivating manner. Explore the best of Ally McBeal quotes and relive the magic of this beloved series.
Richard Fish Quotes – Ally Mcbeal
Ally Mcbeal Quotes
1- “I just got this piano. And sometimes I sing the song called “Goodnight my someone”. And it’s about… Basically it’s a love song to somebody that you’ve never met but you know is out there. And I know, I mean, we make so few promises to ourselves as we grow up and one of these is that we walk down the aisle with somebody we love, somebody who does make your heart bounce, I guess. And there are some promises that I think we just have to keep. – Ally Mcbeal
2- “Men are constantly trying to mentally un-dress me. I’m just trying to save them some time, that’s all.” – Ally Mcbeal
3- “I know I’ve got it great, really. Good job, good friends, loving family. Total freedom and long bubble baths. What else could there be?” – Ally Mcbeal
4- “John, the last thing you want is to be in love with someone that you can’t have. That is something I know.” – Ally Mcbeal
5- “So, this had nothing to do with my ability as a lawyer.” – Ally Mcbeal
6- “Well, because I thought it was the remote control.” – Ally Mcbeal
7- “Richard, I’m going to ask you one more time, did you hire me based on my looks?” – Ally Mcbeal
8- “My issues? What are my issues?” – Ally Mcbeal
9- “I’m taking a straw poll, do any of you believe you’re going to find *the* one, your one true love?” – Ally Mcbeal
10- “Well, uh, Your Honour, given that my client has not been truthful with me, I would like to withdraw as counsel.” – Ally Mcbeal
11- “I don’t want to be known as the attorney who let the judge tell her how to dress.” – Ally Mcbeal
12- “Relationships should go in twos. Or at least in even numbers.” – Ally Mcbeal
13- “Jenny, the wrong ones can’t hurt you. But the right ones, they’re the killers.” – Ally Mcbeal
14- “Maybe I will share my life with somebody, maybe not, but the truth is, when I think back of my loneliest moments, there was usually somebody sitting there next to me.” – Ally Mcbeal
15- “Nothing over ice cream. Great! Maybe you can, um, talk under it.” – Ally Mcbeal
16- “I’m afraid that if I stop for air, somebody else will get a word in.” – Ally Mcbeal
17- “I thought we were watching our cholesterol this month.” – Ally Mcbeal
18- “You are the biggest ass I have ever met.” – Ally Mcbeal
19- “Maybe it’s because they say love is about learning to compromise. That’s why they all get themselves into compromising positions. They can call it research. Whatever the secret is, I don’t think I’m gaining on it. And I don’t need the answers. I’ve got friends. I’ve, I’ve got hope.” – Ally Mcbeal
20- “Love… Beauty is another – it’s in the eye of the beholder. Even humor doesn’t make sense, when you think about it – sense of humor? Who can explain what people find funny? I mean, to me, it’s the insistence on making sense that doesn’t make sense.” – Ally Mcbeal
21- “It doesn’t matter that I’m not in a relationship. Sometimes I feel like I’m just being unfaithful to love itself.” – Ally Mcbeal
22- “Who wants to be balanced, Billy? Balance is way overrated!” – Ally Mcbeal
23- “Looking backwards, many of the saddest times in my life turn out to be the happiest. So I *must* be happy now. Yeah. This is gonna be good. Why else would I be crying?” – Ally Mcbeal
24- “How did I get to be such a mess so soon in my life?” – Ally Mcbeal
25- “How many couples do you know go to the Caribbean to have polite sex?” – Ally Mcbeal
26- “Okay, the-the-buttock, the- the CONTRACT called for no minimum.” – Ally Mcbeal
