Discover the top 20 memorable quotes from Richard Fish, a beloved character from the TV show “Ally McBeal.” Immerse yourself in the wit and wisdom of this iconic character with quotes that capture the essence of the show’s charm and humor. Explore Richard Fish’s most notable lines and relive the magic of “Ally McBeal” through his timeless words.
Ally Mcbeal Quotes – Ally Mcbeal
Richard Fish Quotes
1- “John? John, y- you got the biggest booger. Oh, sorry, it’s a frog. Bygones.” – Richard Fish
2- “Ally, you can’t just attack somebody over a snack treat. That’s not a Fishism. That’s just a rule of common sense.” – Richard Fish
3- “Hold on! Quiet! Let me ignore you one at a time.” – Richard Fish
4- “I’m confused. Catholic girls have penises?” – Richard Fish
5- “Don’t tell me you don’t trade on your looks every day, Ally. You wake up each morning, you pull out the lip gloss, the rouge, the blush. What for, to brush up your intellect?” – Richard Fish
6- “Let me tell you something about women, Mark. Don’t talk to them. They’ll talk back. Women should be obscene, and not heard. Fishism.” – Richard Fish
7- “What ability? I’m still looking for that. Kidding. Ally, you, Ling, Nelle, you’re smart. You wouldn’t be here if you weren’t. But you have to remember, people hate lawyers. The clients think their lawyers are only out to screw them. It’s just easier being screwed by a beautiful woman. Vulgarism…” – Richard Fish
8- “Objection! Your Honor, this is boring!” – Richard Fish
9- “So, all I had to go on was looks. Why bite the hand that wants to touch you?” – Richard Fish
10- “Tell me women don’t become interested in men because of the size of their wallets. We see beautiful young girls walking around with 80-year-old men on WELFARE all the time, don’t we? People in this country are seduced by success! Fancy car, big house, beautiful woman. It’s the American Way.” – Richard Fish
11- “Look, Liza. We’re lawyers. It’s our job to make people hate each other. You can’t hold us liable…” – Richard Fish
12- “Almost EVERY woman is BOUGHT. It’s good that these kids learn that at a young age.” – Richard Fish
13- “Nobody does their best work LIVE.” – Richard Fish
14- “You could have at least TRIED to be sympathetic.” – Richard Fish
15- “Oh, gee, there’s a flash. Look, John, there ARE ethical considerations here. The only question you have to ask yourself is: Can you sleep with Ally without Nell finding out?” – Richard Fish
16- “No, you don’t. You feed *me* the arguments. Just like that show. Uh, what was it? Cyrano de Burger King? Whatever.” – Richard Fish
17- “I’m still confused. What other kind of sex IS there?” – Richard Fish
18- “John, if you don’t like who you are, if you’re truly unhappy with your life, it only means you’re ready to have children.” – Richard Fish
19- “Women shouldn’t enjoy sex. Period. If God wanted that, he’d have given them penises.” – Richard Fish
20- “You know, Ally, no matter how low I set the bar of common sense, you amaze me in your ability to slither under it.” – Richard Fish
