Ted Lasso Quotes: Created by Bill Lawrence, “Ted Lasso” has been a huge success for Apple TV+. The series won the Emmy Award for Outstanding Comedy Series for its second season this year.
Here we listed best Ted Lasso Quotes from season 3
1- “I understand. I just don’t think Ms. Welton will have a whole lot to say about the unfair advantage of being a female owner in sports. Thank you. f–k you, Joe Rogan.” -Keeley
2- “I’m a work in prog-mess.” -Ted Lasso
3- “We gotta raise this little boy together. We are stuck with each other; we’re going to share grandkids.”
4- “You are such a fսcking chickenshit. I mean, if you were great, truly great, you could play anywhere. But instead, you choose a club like West Ham, because it’s big and shiny, and you know that they’ll win whether you’re there or not. And you’ll never have to wonder if you’re still as good as you tell everyone you are. But you and I know that you’re not. You’re overrated. You’re overpaid. And you eat too much fսcking asparagus.” -Rebecca
5- “They played angry, dirty, and ugly. Which is also, by the way, the name of Zava’s three youngest kids.”
6- “I am begging you to fight back.” -Rebecca
7- “These guys are more distracted than a bunch of cats playing laser tag.” -Ted Lasso
8- “One man’s grope is another woman’s gain.” -Keeley
9- “A minute ago they were catatonic; now look at them. They are killers.”
10- “I didn’t mean to come on in here and tinkle on your all’s toenails.” -Ted Lasso
11- “Remember, have fun! Woohoo!”
12- “Dream big, and you may never wake up.”
13- “Flowers are for two things, Mr. Jones. Dead people and dead marriages.”
14- “You must ignore these talking faces, even when they are in our favor.”
15- “I wasn’t being ironic; I was being hypocritical.”
16- “We are now one. There is no we; there is no you; there is only we and us and the “wenus.””
17- “My leader, I am an empty vessel filled with gold. I am your rock. Mold me.”
18- “Sport. It’s quite the metaphor.”
19- “Maybe you and I can see how good it feels to believe in someone else.”
20- “He goes through teams like you go through manicurists.”
21- “Expectations for us are as low as a rattlesnake’s belly button.”
22- “Overwhelming is the confusion I feel when someone so intelligent-looking asks a stupid question.”
