Looking for the best Andy Dwyer quotes from the hit TV show Parks and Recreation? Look no further! We’ve curated a list of the top 28 quotes from the lovable and hilarious character. From his goofy antics to his heartfelt moments, Andy Dwyer never fails to bring the laughs. Get ready to relive some of the most memorable lines from this iconic show. Start laughing and reminiscing with our handpicked selection of the Best 28 Andy Dwyer Quotes – Parks and Recreation.
Andy Dwyer Quotes
“I feel right at home as a shoe shine. I have no idea what I’m doing it really, really well.” – Andy Dwyer
“Everything hurts. Running is impossible.” – Andy Dwyer
“Is that a goose that just flew by the window? Oh, it’s a plastic bag.” – Andy Dwyer
“That is the coolest sentence I have ever heard anybody talk.” – Andy Dwyer
“You’re the coolest person I’ve ever met. I even met John Cougar Melloncamp once.” – Andy Dwyer
“Anything is a toy if you play with it.” – Andy Dwyer
“Phenomenon” means to “search a cave.” – Andy Dwyer
“Just remember, every time you look up at the moon, I too will be looking at the moon. Not the same moon, obviously. That’s impossible.” – Andy Dwyer
“Talking about writing about what I’m doing. Now I’m singing about talking about writing about what I’m doing.” – Andy Dwyer
“I just wrote a new song. Okay. Bottom line: it’s called ‘Sex Hair.’” – Andy Dwyer
“Sometimes when I wipe, I’ll wipe and I’ll wipe and I’ll wipe and I’ll wipe a hundred times. Still poop. Still poop. It’s like I’m wiping a marker or something.” – Andy Dwyer
“It’s rock and roll, my friend. Fast, smooth, handsome rock.” – Andy Dwyer
“I take my shirt off because the bad feelings make me feel sweaty.” – Andy Dwyer
“The words that they say sound passive, but seem aggressive. I feel like there should be a term for that. Like, nice-y mean-y?” – Andy Dwyer
“That’s really sweet that your grandparents still make love.” – Andy Dwyer
“This song is called ‘5,000 Candles in the Wind.’” – Andy Dwyer
“When life gives you lemons make lemonade. I read that one on a can of lemonade. I like to think it applies to life.” – Andy Dwyer
“ This is so awesome. We are like Robin Hood. We steal from the club and give to ourselves.” – Andy Dwyer
“The show must go wrong!” – Andy Dwyer
“Fleetwood Mac Sex Pants! Band name I call it! Or maybe just Fleetwood Mac.” – Andy Dwyer
“If you rearrange the letters of Peru, you could spell Europe.” – Andy Dwyer
“When they say 2% milk I don’t know what the other 98% is.” – Andy Dwyer
“I take my shirt off because the bad feelings make me feel sweaty.” – Andy Dwyer
“Windows are the eyes to the house.” – Andy Dwyer
“You’re like an angel with no wings.” – Andy Dwyer
“I made a list of the things you love. Playing with our dog, staring contests, having sex with me – and so on. Then I lost the list.” – Andy Dwyer
“I got something big and exciting. All I need is a blimp ” – Andy Dwyer
“The show must go wrong.” – Andy Dwyer
