Discover the top 30 memorable quotes from Olive Snook, a beloved character from the TV show “Pushing Daisies.” Find humorous, heartwarming, and insightful quotes that capture Olive’s charm and wit. Whether you’re a fan of the show or simply love inspirational quotes, this collection is sure to delight.
Olive Snook Quotes
1- “And it turns out he’s older and crankier and drinks $6 bottles of sour mash. Oh, Ned would have a trump card of an I-told-you-so.” – Olive Snook
2- “Not a furrier, a ferrier. Heir.” – Olive Snook
3- “It’s like we’re trapped in a sachet in a panty drawer of a dead shut-in, who was shut in her bedroom by her cat so that it would have to smell the scene of Freesia. Can’t you smell it?” – Olive Snook
4- “Musing on the idea of setting someone on fire doesn’t mean you REALLY want to set them on fire, it’s just the thought of it that makes you happy. But only for a second, then you feel bad, but that second could be a lot of fun!” – Olive Snook
5- “You turned your assistant into a bunny?” – Olive Snook
6- “I know, they were lovers at the same-sex persuasion, and the key is for their love nest.” – Olive Snook
7- “Like little stinging secrets that don’t just sting you once.” – Olive Snook
8- “Wouldn’t it just be rock ‘n roll if liking someone meant they had to like you back? ‘Course that would be a different universe and something else would probably suck.” – Olive Snook
9- “Oh, I… I just wanted to see if he knew that.” – Olive Snook
10- “We’re not at that stage in our friendship yet. Please don’t cry in front of me.” – Olive Snook
11- “Meaning it only relates to gay people?” – Olive Snook
12- “Its a miracle bird. Its swimming in miracles, not diseases.” – Olive Snook
13- “Sorry if I was sending you mixed messages. But, you know, messages are like nuts. Who wants all the same kind? Mixed is the best.” – Olive Snook
14- “Maybe I know I have a tell and I know you know I have a tell and maybe I’m doing it now to confuse you because you don’t know what tell I’m telling.” – Olive Snook
15- “I wish to stay here forever and serve. If this is not thy will, then drop me a line.” – Olive Snook
16- “I used to be a professional horse jockey.” – Olive Snook
17- “I want to hire you. Technically, I already have, since you were so grabby with the cash.” – Olive Snook
18- “You should take that as a compliment, because she was pretty.” – Olive Snook
19- “Maybe like a hypoglycemic werewolf!” – Olive Snook
20- “They make dogs for their polygamy cult?” – Olive Snook
21- “I’m a pack rat of sorts myself. Of emotions. Not so much with actual things.” – Olive Snook
22- “Like your neediness. “Wah, respect my feelings. Wah, don’t fence me in. Wah, don’t treat me like I’m dead.” Well, if you’re so dead, how can you be needy? Oh right… you’re selfish!” – Olive Snook
23- “It’s a blacksmith. Puts shoes on horses.” – Olive Snook
24- “Yesterday, a ferrier named Lucas Shoemaker was found dead. Trampled.” – Olive Snook
25- “That wasn’t the truth buss. That was the bitchy, cross town express.” – Olive Snook
26- “Like that you holidayed here thirty years ago and found a baby in a cabbage patch. And by “cabbage patch,” I mean your lady parts.” – Olive Snook
27- “There’s no alarm system. Got a credit card?” – Olive Snook
28- “No, no. Five fingers. Five toes. Us Snooks are boring that way. I had a cousin with a third nipple. He’d let you see it for a dollar.” – Olive Snook
29- “This isn’t Pies r Us, Pie City… this is a bells on the door, pies-baking, mom and pop place. We chit chat here. Chit!” – Olive Snook
30- “Or Bang! You’re not really dead you’re just pretending to be dead while other people who think you’re dead are heartbroken.” – Olive Snook
