Elaine Benes, portrayed by Julia Louis-Dreyfus, is a beloved character from the iconic sitcom Seinfeld. Her quick wit, strong personality, and memorable one-liners have left a lasting impression on fans. Whether she’s navigating the quirks of daily life or engaging in hilarious banter with Jerry, George, and Kramer, Elaine’s quotes never fail to entertain. From her famous “Get OUT!” to her classic “Yada, yada, yada,” Elaine’s humor and sarcasm are timeless.
Elaine Benes Quotes
1- “We don’t know how long this will last. They are a very festive people.” – Elaine Benes
2- “I think this is the same one I gave him. He recycled this gift. He’s a regifter!” – Elaine Benes
3- “I hate men, but I’m not a lesbian.” – Elaine Benes
4- “I had to take a sick day. I’m so sick of these people.” – Elaine Benes
5- “Three squares? You can’t spare three squares?” – Elaine Benes
6- “Here’s to us who wish us well, and those who don’t can go to hell.” – Elaine Benes
7- “You’re through, Soup Nazi. Pack it up, no more soup for you. NEXT!” – Elaine Benes
8- “He was a fat starving artist, y’know. That’s very rare.” – Elaine Benes
9- “Yada yada yada.” – Elaine Benes
10- “I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things.” – Elaine Benes
11- “I don’t think George has ever thought he’s better than anybody.” – Elaine Benes
12- “Look, Jerry, we have to have sex to save the friendship.” – Elaine Benes
13- “I’m speechless. I’m without speech.” – Elaine Benes
14- “We just tease someone ’til they develop an eating disorder.” – Elaine Benes
15- “I once broke up with someone for not offering me pie.” – Elaine Benes
16- “Are you saying that I could be dating this hair? With you under it?” – Elaine Benes
17- “I’ll go, if I don’t have to talk.” – Elaine Benes
18- “You made a man cry? I’ve never made a man cry. I even kicked a guy in the groin once and he didn’t cry.” – Elaine Benes
19- “I just couldn’t decide if he was really sponge-worthy.” – Elaine Benes
20- “Poor little Bubble Boy. He’s sitting there waiting for you in his bubble, or igloo thing or whatever.” – Elaine Benes
21- “Maybe the dingo ate your baby!” – Elaine Benes
22- “I have spent a lot of time, and I have eaten a lot of crap to get to where I am today. And I am NOT throwing it all away now.” – Elaine Benes
23- “It’s not fair people are seated first come, first served. It should be based on who’s hungriest.” – Elaine Benes
24- “Do I smell something? What am I, hard of smelling? Of course I smell something.” – Elaine Benes
25- “Fake! Fake! Fake! Fake!” – Elaine Benes
26- “There must be something exciting about this guy if he can arouse that kind of passion.” – Elaine Benes
27- “I can’t be with someone who doesn’t break up nicely. It’s an important part of the relationship.” – Elaine Benes
28- You know that just admitting a man is handsome doesn’t necessarily make you a homosexual.” – Elaine Benes
29- “I’m Queen of the castle.” – Elaine Benes
30- “See, the great thing about robbing a fat guy is it’s an easy getaway. You know? They can’t really chase ya!” – Elaine Benes
31- “Is it possible that I’m not as attractive as I think I am?” – Elaine Benes
32- “Well, the female body is a…work of art. The male body is utilitarian, it’s for gettin’ around, like a Jeep.” – Elaine Benes
33- “I can’t do this anymore, it’s too long! Just tell your stupid story about the stupid desert and just die already! Die!” – Elaine Benes
34- “Jerry, it’s three-thirty in the morning. I’m at a cockfight. What am I clinging to?” – Elaine Benes
35- “It is not necessary.” – Elaine Benes
38- “Is it possible I’m not attractive as I think I am?” – Elaine Benes
39- “That is the single greatest packing performance I have ever seen.” – Elaine Benes
40- “Well, that’s the positive thing about getting sick, you get to lose weight.” – Elaine Benes
41- “You’re a little homophobic aren’t ya?” – Elaine Benes
42- “You can’t eat this soup standing up. Your knees buckle.” – Elaine Benes
43- “Yeah, I’m reading manuscripts for Pendant Publishing. I told you ten times.” – Elaine Benes
44- “It seems that a psychotic mechanic has absconded with my friend’s car.” – Elaine Benes
45- “Oh, probably caught in traffic.” – Elaine Benes
46- “Trust me mister you don’t wanna know.” – Elaine Benes
47- “Oh yeah I usually sit around naked a couple hours a day. I cook naked, I clean naked, I drive naked, naked, naked, naked!” – Elaine Benes
48- “Oh yeah, yeah I love nudist colonies they help me unwind. Bleh.” – Elaine Benes
49- “Ooo the naked channel!” – Elaine Benes
50- “My roommate has Lyme disease.” – Elaine Benes