Moira Rose Quotes: Moira Rose is a fictional character in the Canadian sitcom Schitt’s Creek, which aired on CBC and Pop from 2015 to 2020.
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Moira Rose Quotes
1. ” I once hosted the non-televised portion of the ‘People Choice Awards’.” – Moira Rose, Schists Creek
2. “I’ll have you know, ‘Sunrise Bay’ was a coastal community plagued by a centuries-old curse!”– Moira Rose, Schists Creek
3. “You are squandering your social capital. A taste-maker like you.”– Moira Rose, Schists Creek
4. “Is ‘tests’ code for open heart surgery? I once played a nurse on ‘M.A.S.H’.”– Moira Rose, Schists Creek
5. “Who put a picture of a ghost on my desk?” – Moira Rose, Schists Creek
6. “Have we failed them, John? I’m worried about our children. Are we terrible parents?”– Moira Rose, Schists Creek
7. “We all imagine being carried from the ashes by the Goddess Artemis and here I get a balatron from Barnum and Bailey.” – Moira Rose, Schists Creek
8. “John, how was I to know you were in peril? You keep everything inside, like a bashful clam!” – Moira Rose, Schists Creek
9. “We’re all pitching in these days, dear. Like communists or non-union actors.”– Moira Rose, Schists Creek
10. “Oh good, now I see bubbles. David! What does burning smell like?”– Moira Rose, Schists Creek
11. “Let’s go. I’ve had enough waking hours for one day.”– Moira Rose, Schists Creek
12. “Is this car your home?”- Moira Rose, Schists Creek
13. “I have lost all my skills. And now I know how it feels to be utterly helpless, like you, and your sister.” –Moira Rose, Schists Creek
14. “The live crows on set welcomed me as one of their own.” -Moira Rose, Schists Creek
15. “John, don’t touch her. This is as far as I go, Alexis. One of us has to stay safe for David.” Moira Rose, Schists Creek
16. “David, stop acting like a disgruntled pelican.”- Moira Rose, Schists Creek
17. “I’ve been gutted! John, I’ve been stripped of every morsel of pleasure I earned in this life.” -Moira Rose, Schists Creek
18. “Gossip is the devil’s telephone. Best to just hang up.” -Moira Rose, Schists Creek
19. “Fear not, she hath risen!”- Moira Rose, Schists Creek
20. “Who has time amidst all this chaos?”- Moira Rose, Schists Creek
21. “I won’t wear anything with an adhesive backing.” -Moira Rose, Schists Creek
22. “Thank you officer… I promise to keep my husband habilimented from now on.” -Moira Rose, Schists Creek
23. “I’m eating egg whites and hoping the building will collapse.” – Moira Rose, Schists Creek
24. “This place is almost charming. Very rustic cottage. I was half expecting early Unabomber.” -Moira Rose, Schists Creek
25. “The world is falling apart around us John, and I’m dying inside.” – Moira Rose, Schists Creek
26. “Oh, be careful, John, lest you suffer vertigo from the dizzying heights of your moral ground.”55. “Well, it sounds to me like you two dodged a bacon-wrapped bullet.” -Moira Rose, Schists Creek
27. “Well, it sounds to me like you two dodged a bacon-wrapped bullet.” -Moira Rose, Schists Creek
28. “Your wayfaring thespian has returned!” -Moira Rose, Schists Creek
29. “I am ready for this! Otherwise, the pressure could be crippling.” -Moira Rose, Schists Creek
30. “The last time I felt this emotionally encumbered, I was playing Lady Macbeth on a Crystal Skies cruise ship during ‘Shakespeare at Sea Week’.” -Moira Rose, Schists Creek
31. “What you did was impulsive, capricious and melodramatic. But it was also wrong.” -Moira Rose, Schists Creek
32. “Eva Longoria and I were supposed to perform… I had to be both puppet and puppeteer!” -Moira Rose, Schists Creek
33. “Oh, I’d kill for a good coma right now.” -Moira Rose, Schists Creek
34. “You are blind to reality and for that I am most proud.” -Moira Rose, Schists Creek
35. “I must say, I didn’t like the matchy matchy skirt and blazer! No, she looked like an ageing stewardess from a Latvian airline.” -Moira Rose, Schists Creek
36. “Why should I be the only one encumbered with this emotional cargo?” -Moira Rose, Schists Creek
37. “There’s nothing here but hot singles in my area.” -Moira Rose, Schists Creek
38. “A heavy salad might as well be a casserole.” -Moira Rose, Schists Creek
39. “Let’s all go to bed and pray we don’t wake up.” -Moira Rose, Schists Creek
40. “Why must you be so constantly irksome?” Moira Rose, Schists Creek
41. “I may have been wrong. You may have been not wrong. We can position this as a terrifying tale premiering in an equally spine-chilling town.” -Moira Rose, Schists Creek
42. “I still hold the record for the longest-running demonic possession on daytime television.” -Moira Rose, Schists Creek
43. “I can’t feel my tongue. But I know it’s there because I’m talking.” -Moira Rose, Schists Creek
44. “This wine is awful!” -Moira Rose, Schists Creek
45. “You should see my schedule. I’m positively bedevilled with meetings, et cetera.” Moira Rose, Schists Creek
46. “I can hardly hear you, John! The cheering and accolades are drowning out your gentle voice.” Moira Rose, Schists Creek
47. “I won’t wait for anyone’s decision.” -Moira Rose, Schists Creek
48. “Alexis something Rose. We have so many disasters bombarding us right now, my dear, the middle name of an ungrateful child is hardly a priority.” -Moira Rose, Schists Creek
49. “Children, keep an eye on these bags. Apparently, in hell, there’s no bellman!” -Moira Rose, Schists Creek
50. “Politics 101, John. It’s like that episode of ‘Sunrise Bay’ when I stole my own bébé.” -Moira Rose, Schists Creek
51. “Where is bébé’s chamber?” -Moira Rose, Schists Creek
52. “David. You are bored, lethargic, and practically dripping with ennui.” -Moira Rose, Schists Creek
53. “I would be pleased to RSVP as pending. Just uh, as soon as I double check, and circle back.” -Moira Rose, Schists Creek
54. “I’ve already taken my Christmas pills, and bitter experience has taught me I have just eight minutes to make it safely up the stairs.” -Moira Rose, Schists Creek
55. “If airplane safety videos have taught me anything, David, it’s that a mother puts her on own mask on first.” -Moira Rose, Schists Creek
45. “Grant me this precious moment before there’s a ring on your finger – to say chin chin to you and your husband-to-be.” -Moira Rose, Schists Creek
46. “I manned that front desk with the vigor of a wartime radio operator.” -Moira Rose, Schists Creek
47. “You could be hit by a mack truck or bopped on the head by a tiny piece of space debris.” -Moira Rose, Schists Creek
48. “I had just had my eyelashes dyed. Everything was cloudy!” -Moira Rose, Schists Creek
49. “Sorry, David, I had nowhere else to turn. It’s probably nothing, but I think I’ve killed a man.” -Moira Rose, Schists Creek
50. “When one of us shines, all of us shine. That is the meaning of ensemble.” -Moira Rose, Schists Creek
